Awards


  • ORDERS

    • The Order of the Quarter Horse

      • A Quarter Horse is allowed to wear a brown colored tabbard with the household's symbol on it.
      • One token will be given to each founding member of the Cavalry of Sword Horse.
      • The member can give this token to anyone they feel worthy of being a 'Quarter Horse'
      • If a Quarter Horse comes to the encampment bearing the coin, they get a free drink from the Cavalry. (once per event)
      • If a member of the Cavalry goes to the quarter horse's encampment and they cannot produce the token, the quarter horse must provide the Cavalry member an alcoholic beverage. (once per event)
    • Order of the Dildo Purpue

      • Fieldless, a dildo purpue.
      • Service award, given to someone who's not a dick at all but gets fucked nonetheless.
    • Order of the Brown Pile

      • Filedless, an inverted brown pile upon a man's chest.
      • Service award, given to someone who takes the shit work no one wants to do.
    • Order of the Drunken Skunk

      • Argent, a drunken skunk proper.
      • Infamy award, given to greatness (good or bad) performed while intoxicated.
  • AWARDS

    • Lame Ass Award

      • Argent, a donkey sitting, Azure.
      • Given for the worst excuse for missing an event.
    • Hung Like a Horse

      • Sable, a horse hanging from a rope Argent.
      • Combat, Given for being a bad ass (or making a horrible mistake) on the field.
  • CHAMPIONS

    • Beerslayer

      • Winner of annual spear the beer competition.
    • Tablero Dancer

      • Given to the winner of the annual tablero competition
    • Mother Glucker

      • Given to the winner of the annual gluckhaus competition